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Parking Permits
These signs can also be made with DIET TECH & CHEF
DIETITIAN PARKING ONLY
ALL OTHERS WILL BE:
Absorbed Devoured Hydrogenated Precepted
Adiposed Digested Hypoglycemic Processed
Analyzed and Found Deficient Eaten In the Danger Zone Pureed
Ate for Lunch Eaten Away Inadequate Refried
Barbecued Eaten for Lunch Ingested Refrigerated
Bitten Excreted Juiced Roasted
Blast Chilled Fed a Pureed Diet Forced to Keep Food Records for Life Salted
Breaded Filleted Found Lacking Essential Nutrients Sanitized
Broiled Force Fed Left Over Saturated
Calorically restricted Force Fed Red Meat Lipolyzed Sautéed
Canned Forced to Eat Fast Food Malnourished Skewered
Catabolized Forced to Eat Fried Food Marinated Slenderized
Chewed Forced to Read Food Labels Metabolized Sliced & Diced
Consumed Forced to Wear a Hair Net Microwaved Spoiled
Converted to Essential Fatty Acids Fried Minced Meat Spoon Fed
Over Cooked Gnawed Modified Starved
Cross Contaminated Gorged Nibbled Stored at Room temp
Deficient Grilled Noshed Taken off the menu
Demineralized Ground Meat Not be Supplemented Unbalanced
Denied Nourishment Homogenized NPO Vegged Out
Phosphorized Whipped
Portioned Zinced
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